The guy on the table whipped
himself into an upright position, catching the towel as it slid further down,
and then she’s face to face with Jon Bon Jovi, well fuck! Questions whizzed through her brain, the main
one, why the hell didn’t Mon tell her it was him? She knows who they are!
‘Hold it; you’re
supposed to be Gaz, a man!’ Jon is
confused and slightly worried, had this woman snuck in here and been playing
his body like a violin for the last half hour!
Crap!
Gail looks from one to
the other, what now! Looking down at her body, pats her crotch and then her
chest, she takes a deep breath, ‘Well damn, looks like my dicks disappeared,
and left me with a set of boobs, well fuck!
She can’t believe she’s just said that, damn her mouth, it’s always in
gear faster than her brain.
Richie roars with laughter,
Jon just sits there looking at her like she’s grown three heads and a pair of
horns. He can’t believe she’s been
working magic on him and he thought she was male, damn he must be losing
it!
The first thing Richie
noticed when he walked into the room was how tall she was, not much shorter
than him. The next was her hair, jet
black, held back at the minute in a plait down her back brushing the top of her
butt! He’d love to get hold of it and
wrap it around his hands …. Ah fuck, knock it off Sambora! Then she’d looked at him, damn emerald green
eyes flashed on him, and full lips, just a little smaller than Angelina
Jolie’s. Holy hell! He snapped back to
what she’d just said. ‘But darlin
they’re a damn fine set you’ve been left!’ Seems she’s got a sense of humour
too, hot damn!
Looking at Richie she
bats her eyelashes at him, ‘Why thank you, kind sir, I think I’ll keep
em.’ There it goes again! Someone gag her, please!
Jon’s not happy, ‘Look
darlin, I came here to see Gaz, now be a doll and fetch him for me. Then you can …’ he stops as she snaps her
hand in front of this face.
‘I believe
introductions might be needed, Mr Bongiovi, Mr Sambora, I’m Gail Newcombe,
known to most as ‘Gaz’, so you see you needn’t get upset, by the looks of it
honey, you got the wrong end of the stick.’
Gail waited to see what would happen.
‘But, he didn’t tell
me ….’ Jon was really confused now.
‘Ah I see, you thought
because who he is, it’d be a young and virile stud working on you. But I didn’t think you swung that way?’ She frowned, ok someone dig a hole so she
could jump in.
Richie cracked out
again, ‘Fuck Frank you didn’t ask him, you assumed didn’t cha?’ Richie was having a ball, it wasn’t often Jon
was totally thrown through a loop.
‘Oh my god you didn’t
ask, oh hell I’m sorry but that’s just so funny.’ With that Gail joined Richie laughing.
‘Fuck!’ Yup he hadn’t
clarified it, and him normally anal on going blindfolded into situations.
Gail wiped the tears
from her eyes, aw just look at the poor guy. ‘Mr Bongiovi, don’t you think
after all these years of knowing him, you’d really make sure you knew what you
were letting yourself into. Elton loves
to play with people!’
‘It’s Jon, and yeah
you’d think I would, wouldn’t you?’ He started
to see the funny side of it, Elton had got him damn good! Waited till Jon was in too much pain to
think, then drop something like her onto him.
He didn’t know whether he’d thank him or kill him! Then he remembers
he’s just wrapped in a towel, with his brother and this lovely woman laughing
their asses off at him.
‘Well that’s certainly
made my night, what a client to finish on!
Wait till I tell me friends you thought I was male! Not that I’d use your real name! Mind you Jon, you wouldn’t actually be the
first to think that. If my memory serves
me right, Elton did too.’ She smirks
remembering his shock at this mere female wanting to massage him. He’d thrown a massive hissy fit, and demanded
her to leave. To which Gail had thrown
one straight back at him, which shocked the hell out of him, he was so used to
people pandering to him. She told him it
was either her, or he could look for another place because he wouldn’t be
welcome there again!
He’d sputtered, gasped
and she thought he’d have a heart attack.
Then he’d looked her up and down, jumped off the table hugged her,
pecked her cheek and told her he’d be very happy for her to work on him. That had been twenty-four years ago, not long
after she’d opened; he was still one of her favourite clients. He sent other ‘people’ to her because he knew
she was discreet and the best in the business!
She’d been to lots of his parties, and sometimes just a quite dinner
with him and his partner, David.
She jumps as Jon and
Richie both chuckle, ‘Well, least he did too.
I suppose I can forgive him because he seems to have sent me an angel
from heaven. You’ve worked wonders with
my neck and back.’ Jon smiled that killer smile of his, Richie noticed it didn’t
have too much effect on her, hmmm …….
‘Well thanks, but
really it’s not your back that’s the problem; it’s your neck. Now I really need you to move over onto my
other bench please, you need some more work on it and a massage just won’t cut
it.’ Gail smiled and motioned to where
she wanted him.
‘That looks like a
chiropractic table?’ He looked confused.
She laughed, Richie
liked it a lot, ‘Don’t look so worried, besides being trained in many massage
and relaxation techniques, I’m also a fully licensed chiropractor. So, you’re in safe hands, honest.’
Richie was a little
jealous, she’d got those long fingers on Jon, things just weren’t fuckin fair!
Jon gingerly got off
the table trying to keep what little modesty he had, which made Gail chuckle
again.
‘I’m sorry, so
unprofessional of me I know, but hell sweetie I’m used to the naked form. You haven’t got anything I’ve not seen
before.’
This of course made
Jon blush and Richie collapse into the big comfy arm chair snickering like a
mad man.
‘Sweetheart you ain’t
seen mine and I don’t intend to flash you!
So, hush.’ He wrapped the towel
tighter about his waist.
‘Spoil sport!’ Ok she needed to shut up now! ‘Oh, hell I’m sorry, you just seem to bring
out my bad side, please sit on the bench your back to me.’ She tried to reign herself in.
‘Sounds more like your
good side.’ Richie piped up waggling his
eyebrows at her.
‘Oh, Christ don’t you
start! If you want to stay, just sit
there and shut up.’ As an after thought,
she added ‘Please.’ And she flashed him a smile.
Richie felt that smile
hit him square between his eyes and straight to his dick! Whoa dude, calm the
hell down!
2 comments:
Well, Gaileepoo, I certianly hope this goes somewhere, I was laughing my ass off the whole time! Loved Gaz checking for dick and boobs, and how she has no filter whatsoever between brain and mouth LOL
Please if Richie won't STFU, let him talk, woman! This is great so far!
MWAH
~ Hath
I'm letting him!!
Now David's started, see the eye rolling there??
She's like me, eye roll, no filter! Well I do have one occasionally, but not often!
Glad your likin it.
Watch out for Curly next.
I'm juggling and knowing my luck I'll drop the buggers lmao!
MWAH
G x
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